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Scotland, Writing

Dinnae Be Up Yersel’: A Love Letter to Scottish Slang (and Men in Kilts)

Ever been told to “gonnae no’ dae that” and wondered if you’d just been sworn at or casually flirted with? Welcome to the wonderful world of Scottish slang—where “aye” can mean yes, maybe, or I suppose I’ll tolerate your nonsense. In this cheeky guide, we explore the lyrical highs and withering lows of the Scottish accent, and why it’s best to listen carefully (especially if romance is on the cards).

Books, Writing

Flop Fiction Chronicles: November’s Greatest Hits (and Misses)

1,060 downloads. £44.76 in royalties. A respectable 2,500 words written… and then lost because I trusted a Kindle app. Throw in some TikTok videos so awkward they should come with a warning, and you’ve got the perfect recipe for my November highlights reel.

If you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to just keep flopping, I’ve got the play-by-play for you. Spoiler: it involves a lot of Diet Coke, a little swearing, and a pinch of stubborn optimism.

[Read the full story here.]

Books, Writing

October Book Sales Recap: Fame, Fortune…or Maybe Not Quite Yet

In October, a self-published author, Emma, experienced moderate success with 156 book downloads, mostly free copies, earning nearly £45. Despite boosting her Pinterest views, she struggled on TikTok and faced rejection from Wattpad for her pitch. Undeterred, she continues promoting her work and shares her journey with humor.

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